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Featured Bonobo: Mistress Jennifer

19 Feb , 2018  

With nearly a decade of pro-domme experience, Mistress Jennifer is well versed in the art of spanking, cock & ball torture, as well as tease & denial role-play. Her specialties include enemas and electro-play, SHOCKING! For the tarts and tramps, she’s packs a strap on and knows how to wield a dildo to keep cross dressers, adult babies, foot fetishists in line. This bonboësque femdom is also a therapist with the Dr. Susan Block Institute, available for phone sessions (and by appointment).  More…

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Song of the Week: “Yoga” by Janelle Monáe

19 Feb , 2018  

Namaste Bonobos! This week’s theme is Yoga. Whether you’re into the fashion, the health benefits, or the social elements, yoga is an amazing tool to have on your belt in this journey we call life. From downward dog (Adho Mukha Svanasana) to plank (Kumbhakasana) to tree pose (Vrksasana) and more, yoga is great for the body, mind and spirit. Highlighting this week’s theme is Janelle Monáe. You may recognize this actress and model from the acclaimed 2016 films Hidden Figures and Moonlight, but she is also an American recording artist and record producer, with her own imprint Wondaland Arts Society.

In her song “Yoga” she takes a side-step from AfroFuturism–a theme seen in videos such as “Q.U.E.E.N.” and “Dance Apocalyptic”– with a back to basics focus on the physical body. Regular yoga can improve your sex life, so why there wasn’t already an anthem is beyond my comprehension. #GoBonobos for Yoga

With Monáe’s new album Dirty Computer appearing in select theaters before the new Marvel film Black Panther, you can be sure that you will be hearing and seeing more of this electrifying Electric Lady in the days, weeks and months to come.

Featured Image: “Love Rainbow RawkStar PanSensual Orgiastic Naked Yoga at Bonoboville and Anywhere Forever!!!!!!!” with “Most Bonobo Couple” – Danièle Watts & Chef Be*Live  |  Photo taken by Erin McBeane (Gypsy Bonobo)

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Block Book Features: Knickers!: 6 Sewing Patterns for Handmade Lingerie including French knickers, cotton briefs and saucy Brazilians

19 Feb , 2018  

Block Book Features:

Knickers!: 6 Sewing Patterns for Handmade Lingerie

Make your own knickers with this collection of flirty, frilly pants from Delia and Erika at Flo-Jo Boutique. Sewing knickers is the perfect quick to stitch sewing project and this collection includes six different styles of handmade lingerie for you to choose from. It also includes graded patterns for UK dress sizes 8-22. Delia and Erika’s patterns have vintage appeal with their sweet retro styling and cute design features including ribbon ties and ruching. Choose from Liberty print briefs, lacy cotton pants, French knickers and stretch lace briefs, amongst others. There is even a pattern for how to transform a silk scarf into the perfect pair of knickers. Why not host your own knicker party with friends, wine and this collection of handmade lingerie sewing patterns? Includes graded patterns for all the knicker styles at 50% or you can download full size templates at the link featured in the book. Happy sewing!” Order now.


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How Much Would You Pay for A Dress? $10? $100? What about $100K?

19 Feb , 2018  

The bidding war is on and the item on the auction block is a “sparkly gold dress” worn by none other than adult film star, Stormy Daniels. While the actress has garnered mainstream attention from the media, the dress has captured the attention of Sin City’s Erotic Heritage Museum. The museum’s director, Dr. Victoria Hartmann, has stated that the museum is willing to pay $100,000 to obtain her gold dress.

Why so much for a dress? Well, according to Stormy, it was the gold dress she wore during her 2006 rendezvous with Mr. Donald J. “Grab ’em by the pussy” Trump. However, before the museum will pay for the dress, a forensic DNA test will need to be conducted to prove its legitimacy.

While some sex workers sell old nylons, panties, and shoes, Stormy’s dress may create a new market for those that enjoy sex with their politics. Or is that politics with their sex?


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