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Kinky Krampus on DrSuzy.Tv starring Odette Delacroix

10 Dec , 2015  

By Dr. Susan Block

Seasons Beatings, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners! The first Krampusnacht in Bonoboville is a raucous, racy, revelatory, spanking-hot, bonoboësque festival of KRAMPUS, the horned (and horny!) devil of medieval Alpine folklore and Hollywood movies. Krampus is the dark side of Santa Claus who looks a lot like that ancient Greek, half-human/half-goatish “God of the Wild,” Pan. While old Saint Nick brings joy and gives gifts to “nice” boys and girls, Krampus frightens, punishes, whips and spanks “naughty” children of all ages during the Xmas season, but especially on Krampusnacht, the night of December 5th, which just so happens to be when this show broadcasts live. And what better naughty woman-child (she’s 26 but looks sooo like jail-bait!) to consensually “punish” and play with than the adorable, articulate and erotically magical XxXmas Elf, Odette Delacroix.

But first, we take a minute to talk about the most recent high-profile mass-murders, which make Krampus look like an angel. Last week, it was a Planned Parenthood Clinic. The week before it was Paris. Now this week, it’s right in our own backyard: San Bernardino. The “war” has come home, my fellow southern Californians, this latest massacre of innocents brought to us by the Bonnie and Clyde of ISIS in America, “caught in a bad romance” (with a horny hat tip to Lady Gaga). “Clyde” (Syed Rizwan Farook) was a U.S citizen who apparently got radicalized and married “Bonnie” (Tashfeen Malik) in Mecca, not necessarily in that order. Then they settled down in Riverside, where he went back to work as a health inspector and she stayed home with the infant while the newlyweds legally amassed a military arsenal of assault weapons and ammunition and then went to war with…. San Bernardino? READ MORE….


© December 6, 2015. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.