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FAPPIT: Masturbation Not Occupation, Charlie Sheen’s Whore-Shaming, Sex Toys, Holy Water, Germ Warfare & Conflict Resolution, the Bonobo Way

21 Nov , 2015  

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by Dr. Susan Block

There’s a war going on, the latest maneuver in the old Perma-War on Terror. From stark Biblical deserts to bustling world-class cities, bombs are falling, refugees fleeing, innocents being massacred, citizens panicking, politicians posturing and great clashes of force commanding the world stage. In the Womb Room, often serving as a Commedia Erotica microcosm of the universe, we have our own little “clash of force” on this particular show, and it’s kind of a doozy. Conflict erupts, tempers flare, words wound and patience runs as thin as a condom stretched over an elephant penis. But we find our way to “peace through pleasure” pretty damn quickly, with the help of some fine erotic entertainment, sensuous sex toys, friendly libations, wet naked fun and the Bonobo Way.

Unfortunately, our political leaders are more likely to read The Art of War (a great book, actually) than The Bonobo Way. Maybe that’s why the only ones to “win” these wars are the arms dealers. Bombs, guns and the occasional explosive soda-can-that-blew-up-airliner are the delectable fetish objects of the military mind.

 

© November 21, 2015. Susan Block, Ph.D., a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy,” is a world renowned LA sex therapist, author of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure and horny housewife, occasionally seen on HBO and other channels. For speaking engagements, call 310-568-0066.

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